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I'm leaving my previous newsposts as a memorial, of sorts, of the reckless and present-bound life I led before this incident through decisions I made that were very much detrimental to my physical, mental, and social well-being.

I encourage all of you to pursue, if you are like I was, this new way forward in life, as opposed to the irrationality-led, and carefree but ultimately flawed incarnation of that existence, which is essentilaly embodied in the following tenets:

1. Take responsibility for your body

2. Take responsibility for your mind

3. Take responsibility for your soul

4. Think beyond the present

5. Do not let the will of others interfere with the will of yourself (this includes future desires, as well as present)

6. Do not be led by ignorance

7. Embrace your personal beliefs, as long as they conform to the above tenets. If they do not, change your beliefs accordingly.

On a lighter note, I lean like a Cholo.

Updated: 10/30/08 3:56 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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25 Comments

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:28 PM Jesus-Owns-X says:

I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES

Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:12 PM ngfan14 says:

Why did you have to have your prostate removed?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:13 PM ngfan14 says:

I really want to know, so can you answer on my page?

Apr. 16, 2008 | 2:05 AM gamerpeepinpa says:

I'm sorry for, you know...=[

I feel for you.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 2:58 AM Harmonik says:

Damn...I feel for you...

Apr. 22, 2008 | 10:57 AM phas says:

After the impotence thing i read in the bbs. there IS something that WILL let you get hard.. once again, i dont really remember what its called, but theres a implant that you can have, that has sortof, a button, if you say above your scrotum, and press it a few times, and it fills your shaft with some liquid of some sort for you to get hard, and once again. get laid,
i read about it in some magazine. not to sure on the price, but, if i couldnt get hard, id pay.. hope this is some help..

Apr. 27, 2008 | 11:10 PM BillyMonks says:

exit, not entrance

Apr. 27, 2008 | 11:11 PM BillyMonks says:

:'(

May. 23, 2008 | 11:30 PM Mad-Mardigan says:

Very interesting

Jun. 10, 2008 | 6:56 PM killerjeff says:

Indeed.

Jun. 12, 2008 | 6:35 AM Gourmet says:

Hey whatever keeps your from shitting all over tables during rectal exams XDDDbahahahaha

Jun. 14, 2008 | 3:10 PM goatseluva says:

I luv u lardlord plz bear my child

Jul. 7, 2008 | 2:53 AM Serphyas says:

You are a psycho with a thesaurus. Learn to fucking write, douchenozzle

Jul. 7, 2008 | 4:35 AM LardLord responds:

Everything I've written has been based on harsh reality.

I can write just fine. I'd like to see you write better.

Jul. 7, 2008 | 6:47 AM aListers says:

I'll keep these in mind

Jul. 9, 2008 | 10:01 PM NickScott says:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
Newgrounds

Look for your name.

Jul. 24, 2008 | 3:38 AM LardLord responds:

I don't see anything there that says "Dave" or my last name, man.

Updated: Jul. 24, 2008, 3:38 AM

Sep. 15, 2008 | 11:46 PM Clock-Ninja says:

I can't beleive you are so retarded! DO NOT DELETE YOUR SYSTEM 32 FOLDER! Just because you read it on some fags userpage doesnt mean u should take it seriously for fucks sake. This is the internet bitch! People like to cause chaos. That one folder runs windows and if it's deleted your computer will most likely shut off and never turn back on again.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 11:51 PM Clock-Ninja says:

And as for that picture that has the instructions on how to destroy your computer, I've seen it before on other website and many fools have fallen for it.

Oct. 29, 2008 | 4:07 AM paradox9 says:

your not a girl...

Nov. 4, 2008 | 2:33 AM rome-lherison says:

what the fuck

Nov. 4, 2008 | 2:41 AM LardLord responds:

?
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Mar. 24, 2009 | 8:18 AM risbolla says:

fucking internet lingo piece of shit fuck

Aug. 10, 2009 | 3:26 AM Xarnor says:

Ever shoved a train up your ass?

Oct. 29, 2009 | 1:08 AM Timmy says:

Your words of wisdom and life lessons are slightly lessened by the "Lean like a Cholo" video...

Oct. 30, 2009 | 2:23 AM Kwing says:

Quit putting a damper on my thread. Even though you're right, people just don't want to hear it :/

I've come up with a lot of theories on gratification and if it's right or wrong, and my final conclusion is that morals don't exist. Human definitions of things aren't tangible enough to form some flawless judgment upon things.

Nov. 26, 2009 | 11:22 PM redjokerx says:

hon, it'll be okay!
if a girl loves you, it wont matter to her!
just try to stay positive! ^_^