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Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: San Diego, Iraq
Job: Honey Dipper Licker

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A new way forward.

Posted by LardLord Apr. 14, 2008 @ 10:27 PM EDT

In light of recent events, of which you are no doubt aware, I've decided to reposition my assessment of life in general.

I'm leaving my previous newsposts as a memorial, of sorts, of the reckless and present-bound life I led before this incident through decisions I made that were very much detrimental to my physical, mental, and social well-being.

I encourage all of you to pursue, if you are like I was, this new way forward in life, as opposed to the irrationality-led, and carefree but ultimately flawed incarnation of that existence, which is essentilaly embodied in the following tenets:

1. Take responsibility for your body

2. Take responsibility for your mind

3. Take responsibility for your soul

4. Think beyond the present

5. Do not let the will of others interfere with the will of yourself (this includes future desires, as well as present)

6. Do not be led by ignorance

7. Embrace your personal beliefs, as long as they conform to the above tenets. If they do not, change your beliefs accordingly.

On a lighter note, I lean like a Cholo.

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